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Say that 10x fast bros and you will know what is up! The TTB airforce is launching a new assault on your interwed for aught 9. That's right bros, we are back. And this time we are fighting dragons...big ones....stay tuned

Which is the lamest? Part II

It's time to get back to your favorite game.  Let's hear your profound comments, bro.

 Nordic skiing in spandex
 Snowblading, again

wow 
the new KITT

Bring it.

Vote now on the battle of the mountains!

There are many, many mountains around the globe. We've selected key peaks in North America for their ability to channel bros and bras directly to the whiteroom (or not at all). Imagine these peaks in a battle royale, no holds barred cage match. Which one will crush? After you vote, let us know your rationale behind your decision, bro.

Which Month of the year rules the most?

summer:

fall:

Winter and spring obviously contain the sickest month of the year.  Hot dogs on the grill, flip flops and raking leaves are ok.  At least they help the time pass until the sickness envelops us.  The question is-which month is the best?  Here's some info to help you sort this out:

Powder?

or Corn?

Fan Letter

We at touching the bro take your comments seriously.  It's important to keep in touch with all who enter the white room, huck in their onesies onto flat landings, and worship pictures of really fast cars.  With that said, here is a submission from one of our faithful followers.

Dear Touching the Bro,

With the recent heartbreaking loss at the superbowl, I've decided to spend more time pondering the important things in life.  Blower pow days on the pass, how to blow up Mt Oliver, never seeing the damned sun again, and KITT v Countach.  I have a different take on the whole sick car debate.  Well actually I found a car that I think is way better than KITT and the Countach.  Check it out, bro:

BROS!

This thing will Bro your mind!

Introducing...

The 2008 Gallardo Superleggera...

Bros...

Goodbye Countach

Goodbye Kitt

Hello Gallarbro!

-anonymous reader

Obviously this poor reader has been traumatized by the loss of his team at the Superbowl.  Here's to healing, Bro!

Let's hear from all you readers out there about your thoughts on how the Gallardo stacks up against the heavy hitting KITT and the sleek and classic Countach.

Who hucks the sickest?

There's been a debate raging for years.  It involves hucking your meat.  All of the real folks below obviously have big air prowess.  The dilemma is centered around who goes the biggest, who refuses to scout landings, and who does it with pure bro style.  Who is it?  It's a tough one, let's hear what you have to say on this crucial matter.
 
yeah, that's TJ Hooker

Which is the lamest?

Rear Entry Boots
One Piece Suits
The Sun
Snowblading

Let's hear your astute comments.  Bring it, bro.

KITT vs. Countach

Which is more sick?

KITT:

OR

COUNTACH:

YOU DECIDE.

URGENT:we have discovered the sickest ski move ever.

Daffy-twister-spread. Lincoln loop. Iron cross. Dinner Roll. Switch. Mute. It's all beginner crap, bro. Here is the sickest move in ski history. It's so sick it doesn't even have a name. Please submit your nominations for this rad move. Check out the right side pole lean. Pure style, bro. Tips up sickbird!

Reunited and it feels so good...

A man and his Countach were reunited today.  Look at the excitement in his eyes!  Please share your stories of loss, ransom notes and awesome car posters.