Thursday, January 24, 2008
URGENT:we have discovered the sickest ski move ever.
Daffy-twister-spread. Lincoln loop. Iron cross. Dinner Roll. Switch. Mute. It's all beginner crap, bro. Here is the sickest move in ski history. It's so sick it doesn't even have a name. Please submit your nominations for this rad move. Check out the right side pole lean. Pure style, bro. Tips up sickbird!
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This guy is pure soul brahman! Pure genius! He's going so fast he is almost being blown off of his skis. Who's got cajones? This guy. His inspiration...Creedence and a shit load of ganja I'm sure.
i think it could be the aluminum cross...a little more flexible than the iron cross perhaps?? so rad bro...
It's not everyday you get totally inspired in that deep bro way. I think i saw this guy in telemark bowl. My jaw droped, belly tightened, and out came the sickest cold smoke war cry... maybe ever? Was it from him or me? or both? I may never know. I walked back to the car turned on the heat and shed a couple sweet bro tears. thank you brother! I think i love you.
I like to call that move the one-eleven, as in 111 for the tracks left in the snow (11's plus the lean pole track if you're having a hard time visualizing). Only by that mark can you truly tell a bro has been through schralptown.
Heady Tippin'! I just got a Bro-ner.
This bro's weight is too far back. "Sickest move ever"? He's about to fall over, or worse, tear a ligament. My Skiing for Dummies book suggests bringing the hands more forward. Hope that helps.
What is a bro-ner?
I really love that "this guy" (come on, now, how could that be anyone but Brodel??!) is such a shameless fan of "Titanic". The similarity here of our aforementioned hero and Kate Winslet ("I'm the king (bro) of the world!") is striking. I loves it.
This move has bro-tential, to be sure.
Two thumbs and/or poles up.
Mr T-stop pitying that fool. His hands and weight are where he wants them to be-this isn't some weak ass text book move-this is revolutionary. About to fall over? How about getting ready to huck a double back flip on flat terrain and sticking it! You can't touch the bro if your busy reading those cool dummy books and following the same old ski dogma. "Born on the bayou, born on the bayou oo oo oo..."
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