I may have to say that of late, Touching The Bro's blogspot may be the lamest. I hate to say this because I am a big fan of TTB and like to consider myself a "bro dog" who loves the white room, schralping, fast cars, and hucking my meat off of office desks. Beyond those afore mentioned things, I understand the essence of TTB and that TTB is a state of being, a modus operandus of life if you will.
TTB has been getting away from the essence of "Bro". Touching The Bro is a universal concept and a universal righteousness. It is not bickering over who has the sicker pow or whose state is better than the others.
I hope to see this blog get back to it's roots of fast cars, schralping pow, and experiences with brodogs. I would also enjoy more frequent entries... 2/20? (Bro that is a long time ago) and more frequent comments (come on bros).
As I said I am a big fan of TTB but we need to get back to what this blog was intended for. Otherwise I will be forced to remove this from my bookmarks bar.
You had the opportunity to espouse on topics like politics, geography, recreation and really fast cars. Instead you continued the bickering. Nice work.
Perhaps you should change the name of your blogspot to BBB... Bickering Between Bros.
Maybe you could judge all of the TTB enthusiasts comments, tell them they are lame, then make fun of the state they reside in and the powder that they ski. Oh yeah, you are already doing that.
Then again, you can always censor or remove comments you don't like.
Cool, fun blogspot. Comment on our questions and get attacked and made fun of by the almighty "blog administrator"
Bros- The censorship is and was a joke. lighten up. Sorry again for posting and opening up the possibility of bros being able to contribute something witty and creative. If you knew how to read, you would be able to figure out that I'm not CAPPING on VT, just creating a forum for everyone to voice their opinion. Shit, Mt Mansfield is winning the vote, BRO. Thanks for attacking the blog itself. That's really fun.
Here are some ideas for new blogs, since this one is so lame: reality=vermont reality=wifeandkids "reality" rulz "everyone besides me must have a trust fund, cause my life is so hard-way harder than yours"
i'm feeling as though the readership should stop somewhere around folks living on the cul-de-sac and those that know and love those crazy fools. the humor seems to be getting lost on the general public. go make some turns and stop freakin' out. More importantly, clinton's "mask of fury" (is it rage? pure unadulterated insanity?) is by far the greatest, while the new kitt just smacks of another annoying remake (LAME).
Wow. Gee. Those are some profound thoughts "anonomous". When you are finished licking the asses and cul-de-sacs of "those crazy fools that you know and love" maybe you could come up with a comment that actually contains some humor and entertainment.
Upon further contemplation, I do believe that bickering and making fun of other bro touchers is quite fun and fulfilling. Labeling other bros who participate in TTB as the general public and suggesting that they no longer read or participate in this blog is simply absurd. As namastizzle mentioned in an earlier post, www stands for world wide web. If you wanted to limit this site to cul-de-sac lickers you could post your expression of thoughts on the ass of your favorite "crazy fool you know and love"
I would like to address the important question of which is lamest. First of all, only the truest of bros can pull off spandex. and I won't even talk about the sickness that is cross-country skiing because it's obvious. And I must admit that I have personally skied the much-discussed Mt. Mansfield in spandex on skinny skis. That's actually a good option for all you poor bros who are handicapped by living in "reality" where, like some surreal horror-science fiction, there is no powder. I'm not going to discuss Clinton's scary face here, because I'm going into politics myself, and I don't want any skeletons in the closet. My platform will doubtlessly include funding some sort of "Enlarge the White Room by Reversing Global Warming" engineering initiative. I'm also planning to put together a program for underprivileged kids (ie, ones who live in New England) that would allow them to travel to places with real snow. I hope that TTB will consider endorsing my campaign. Really it's a message of HOPE. Let's quit this partisan east vs. west, cul-de-sac vs. dirtbag, blog administrator vs. demanding reader bickering! Let's stand shoulder to shoulder and ski into the future! Hell, you can even snowblade into the future if you like! I have to single out the new Kitt as the lamest due to its poor fuel efficiency. It doesn't further my dream of harmony and cold smoke. All of your votes, bros, can help me realize that dream.
All the bickering is the lamest. Clinton snowblading through Vermont in spandex...other than making some people vomit, she'd probably touch some bros on the way. The KITT would hide the spandex and snowblades, so that's my vote for the lamest.
Nordic skiing in spandex
Snowblading, again
wow 
the new KITT
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Dear Touching The Bro...
I may have to say that of late, Touching The Bro's blogspot may be the lamest. I hate to say this because I am a big fan of TTB and like to consider myself a "bro dog" who loves the white room, schralping, fast cars, and hucking my meat off of office desks. Beyond those afore mentioned things, I understand the essence of TTB and that TTB is a state of being, a modus operandus of life if you will.
TTB has been getting away from the essence of "Bro". Touching The Bro is a universal concept and a universal righteousness. It is not bickering over who has the sicker pow or whose state is better than the others.
I hope to see this blog get back to it's roots of fast cars, schralping pow, and experiences with brodogs. I would also enjoy more frequent entries... 2/20? (Bro that is a long time ago) and more frequent comments (come on bros).
As I said I am a big fan of TTB but we need to get back to what this blog was intended for. Otherwise I will be forced to remove this from my bookmarks bar.
Sincerely,
GallarBRO
thanks for the lame comments. thanks for bashing us, that's cool.
Gallarbro-
You had the opportunity to espouse on topics like politics, geography, recreation and really fast cars. Instead you continued the bickering. Nice work.
Sincerely,
Dr Daffy
I think Dr. Daffy is the lamest.
"I'm gonna start a blog and then censor anyone that says something I don't like. It'll be sweet."
Maybe a more open policy to people's comments might push your readership into the double digits - bro.
Curb the anger there Daffy.
Perhaps you should change the name of your blogspot to BBB...
Bickering Between Bros.
Maybe you could judge all of the TTB enthusiasts comments, tell them they are lame, then make fun of the state they reside in and the powder that they ski. Oh yeah, you are already doing that.
Then again, you can always censor or remove comments you don't like.
Cool, fun blogspot. Comment on our questions and get attacked and made fun of by the almighty "blog administrator"
G-BRO
Bros-
The censorship is and was a joke. lighten up.
Sorry again for posting and opening up the possibility of bros being able to contribute something witty and creative.
If you knew how to read, you would be able to figure out that I'm not CAPPING on VT, just creating a forum for everyone to voice their opinion. Shit, Mt Mansfield is winning the vote, BRO.
Thanks for attacking the blog itself. That's really fun.
Here are some ideas for new blogs, since this one is so lame:
reality=vermont
reality=wifeandkids
"reality" rulz
"everyone besides me must have a trust fund, cause my life is so hard-way harder than yours"
keep bashing away.
i'm feeling as though the readership should stop somewhere around folks living on the cul-de-sac and those that know and love those crazy fools. the humor seems to be getting lost on the general public. go make some turns and stop freakin' out.
More importantly, clinton's "mask of fury" (is it rage? pure unadulterated insanity?) is by far the greatest, while the new kitt just smacks of another annoying remake (LAME).
Wow. Gee. Those are some profound thoughts "anonomous". When you are finished licking the asses and cul-de-sacs of "those crazy fools that you know and love" maybe you could come up with a comment that actually contains some humor and entertainment.
Upon further contemplation, I do believe that bickering and making fun of other bro touchers is quite fun and fulfilling. Labeling other bros who participate in TTB as the general public and suggesting that they no longer read or participate in this blog is simply absurd. As namastizzle mentioned in an earlier post, www stands for world wide web. If you wanted to limit this site to cul-de-sac lickers you could post your expression of thoughts on the ass of your favorite "crazy fool you know and love"
Go Touch The Bro.
Peace.
G-Bro
many thanks for making my point much more eloquently than I ever could.
Dude Gallarbro, do the words "mellow out " mean anything to you? Tilt up, kick back and bring on the mellow. -no big deal
I would like to address the important question of which is lamest. First of all, only the truest of bros can pull off spandex. and I won't even talk about the sickness that is cross-country skiing because it's obvious. And I must admit that I have personally skied the much-discussed Mt. Mansfield in spandex on skinny skis. That's actually a good option for all you poor bros who are handicapped by living in "reality" where, like some surreal horror-science fiction, there is no powder.
I'm not going to discuss Clinton's scary face here, because I'm going into politics myself, and I don't want any skeletons in the closet. My platform will doubtlessly include funding some sort of "Enlarge the White Room by Reversing Global Warming" engineering initiative. I'm also planning to put together a program for underprivileged kids (ie, ones who live in New England) that would allow them to travel to places with real snow. I hope that TTB will consider endorsing my campaign. Really it's a message of HOPE. Let's quit this partisan east vs. west, cul-de-sac vs. dirtbag, blog administrator vs. demanding reader bickering! Let's stand shoulder to shoulder and ski into the future! Hell, you can even snowblade into the future if you like! I have to single out the new Kitt as the lamest due to its poor fuel efficiency. It doesn't further my dream of harmony and cold smoke. All of your votes, bros, can help me realize that dream.
P.S. I am trying to get Huckabee to be my running mate.
nuclear weapons = nuclear winter
I'm voting for Kim Jong-Il
All the bickering is the lamest. Clinton snowblading through Vermont in spandex...other than making some people vomit, she'd probably touch some bros on the way. The KITT would hide the spandex and snowblades, so that's my vote for the lamest.
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